Santa Banta
Police: Oye car parking me bike kyun park kiya?
Chota Santa: Sirf Do paiyon ka fark he uncle. Aa jayenge.
Sardar galti s samundar m gir gaya
Doobte doobte uske hath me machli mili
Use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jaan bacha le.
Srdr Apne Baap k Death Par Roya Fir Uski Bahen Ka Call Aaya Wo or Zyada Rone Laga Logo ne Pu6a kya hua? Srdr Meri Bahen K Papa bhi Guzar Gye